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How The Stupid Fail

After bragging about how great I was doing in Sacred 2, guess who’s character died for no reason & screwed his entire game up - that’s right, me, how do you always know that? How did I kill my fairly high level character after passing the game ( & getting the silver survivor trophy ) [...]

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Looks like someone called my bluff & Dugg episode 1 of VGG Theatre - the thing is, I’m really just playing Monster Hunter Let’s Ultimate Party Unite ( possibly not the right title ) & assumed no-one would Digg it. And I’m still playing Sacred 2, which gets better the higher your character levels as [...]

VGG Theatre Episode 1: Peter Molyneux

It’s time for brand new idiocy on VGG - it’s VGG Theatre, inspired by fumetti & brought to you by the forward thinking minds at Wishbane Labs.

Killzone 2 Patch 1.27 Micro-review

In the tradition ( one post… ) of the well received Sacred 2 micro-review, here’s another one. How appropriate is a micro-review for a patch, right? Good God, how I loathe work - you know, I think from now on it’ll be top five lists, no more lengthy top tens from me.

The news you missed…

The E3 eclipse is now over and the (moon?) dust is starting to settle within gaming news, leaving out all the poor feeble news stories that aren’t tied with the monumental event. Time for me to give them the spotlight they deserve!

E3 Predilections - Part 4

Well, today is the day everyone. E3 has started in sunny L.A. and I’m here with my final 20 predictions, late, for an event that has already started. What’s the word for divining something after it has already happened? Oh, knowing is the word I’m looking for… I think.
I do know that some of my [...]

E3 Predilections - Part 3

In about 12 hours, E3 will officially be underway and all the legitimate vg news orgs will be there. That obviously means that I will not. One day, dear friends, one day. However, tomorrow I will be presenting the final installment of Eightwithout’s eighty things coming to E3 that are without merit. I will be [...]

E3 Predilictions - Part 2

“Yes Bob, the up and comer from Canada is back with more random guesses to boggle your mind. Now, he’s got some stiff competition from opponents that actually have done their homework for this monumental event so he’s going to have to bring it all together for this second round.”

Sacred 2 PS3 Micro-review

It’s all the meat, none of the fat - it’s the Internet favorite, a tiny sketch of content you can read in under a minute.

InFAMOUS InINTIAL InPRESSIONS

Up to this point I have enjoyed the game but not as much as I was hoping. I think first impressions are key when it comes to video games and InFAMOUS’ effect has been a mild charge thus far. I am looking forward to unlocking more powers, getting more evil, terror-fry-zing the citizens even more (hopefully) and advancing the meh story… I guess.

E3 Predilections - Part 1

Being a game blogger without some E to the power of 3 clairvoyance is considered blasphemy so I’ve decided to take a stab at it. Rather than giving predictions that will be accurate to 33.33333333 percentage of truth factor, I’m just going to list whatever comes to mind.

Are you ready to punch-out!! Racism??

Punch-Out!! on the Wii has just been released after a 14 year hiatus for the series. We’ve been waiting a long time for the punctuation-happy title to come out and a lot has changed in that time. Some guy was president and isn’t anymore and there’s been cows and chickens and pigs getting sick.

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