Top Ten Things Hyped Up More Than GTA4
The inevitable GTA4 top ten list exposes the ambitious hype-machines that put even Rockstar to shame.
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Monday is for Gamers
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Boy howdy, would a gang of ninjas invading my office make my life better right about now!!!
Gaming addicts know that the truth that in the mind’s eye of the truly well-applied gamer, first-person means something entirely different from just self-referential speech. Let’s say that I am here sitting at my desk when the door opens. Now your average person can handle most anything that walks in….but can they handle….a ZOMBIE!!!! *fight*
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Top 10 Great Things About Your Nintendo DS
Who doesn’t love their little Nintendo powered container of cuteness - why, only a monstrous & disturbed psyche, of course! And what do gamers love the most about their DS? Let’s find out!
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Top 10 Reasons To Play Need For Speed:ProStreet
When you’re too lazy to write, it’s great to have content sent in to you - thanks to Mr Church for this Top Ten List from Top Ten Chicago Sports, it’s just what I needed.
10 Things VGG Needs to Succeed
Shortly after a high-powered board meeting of the top Video Game Geek executives - except for stueynet, he’s away or something…& there are no other executives. Basically, there was one person at the meeting, myself, & God help me I think I may be drunken again.
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A PSA for the Drunken Gamer
Ack….blurp….fuzzy navel….oh my aching spleen….tequila makes the heart grow rancid. Ugh….
When you’re staring at a screen that continues to slowly spin clockwise, gaming becomes a greater challenge than simply, “Why, oh why won’t that damn mushroom die!!” Drinking and gaming is, for lack of a better word, flustering. Not frustrating really, because you tend to care little about your overall goal and lean more towards screaming at NPCs and then laughing about their names (Epona?! More like… eBONER..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *sputter* *puke*).
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Top 10 Things You Didn’t know About Ned Bowen
The charismatic head of BBL ( Big Brother League ) is well know to gamers as a fiercely individualistic, possibly sociopathic & scary freak of nature - but what do you really know about him? Join VGG in learning a little more about the man his staff usually refer to as “my ex-employer”
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7 Video Game Currencies Stronger Than The US Dollar
Lists of things having to do with video games are what we like - check out the article in question on Maxim’s fine website.
Rule of Rose: Daddy Pyramidhead would be so proud…
The first (and only) time I saw a commercial on TV for this game I thought to myself, “This looks like some R.L. Stein rendition of an Afterschool Special about bullies.”
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Wishbane Made Prime Minister of Canada
After finishing my French cruller & double-double ( that’s coffee to you non-Canadians ), I rolled up the rim on my Tim Horton’s coffee cup ( where wonderful prizes are found ), only to discover that I had won the most coveted prize of all - Prime Ministership of our great land.
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The Simon Cuisinart Interview
Simon Cuisinart, outspoken head of Loinface studios, took a few moments to talk to us recently about his highly anticipated new title Storytime 2: The Best Game Ever Made.
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Top 10 Most Wanted Games for PSP
Guess who just engineered another mass trade* for a brand new, beautiful PSP Slim? I’ll give you a hint - he’s immature, frequently drunken & has his own website. You guessed me? - hey, that’s right!
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Top 10 Reasons To Own A Wii
Here at VGG we’re all about fairness - haha, OK, no we’re not. But we are all about milking themes to death, & in that vein I give you this useful checklist of reasons to own Nintendo’s shiny new toy.
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TooManyGames
The east coast’s premier gaming event, TooManyGames, celebrates it’s 5th anniversary this coming May 4th, 2008 at the Greater Reading Expo Center in Reading, Pennsylvania. This sounds like a lot of fun, I’d love to check this out but, as mentioned somewhere on this geekblog, I’m out of funds - because I’m stupid, basically.
Check out the link to the official website to find out more.
Top 10 Reasons To Own An Xbox 360
Jealous of all those happy gamers & their wonderful Microsoft powered contraption - well, maybe the 360 is the console for you, too! Just peruse this handy checklist of reasons to own one & judge for yourself.
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Geekabout
Geekabout is a great site just brought to my attention which is all about - well, geek stuff of course! And, as you may have surmised, that’s OK with me.
The photo which graces this post is someone’s gaming rig - for reals, it’s in someones home! Oh God, I want this rig…
Follow the link to the article featuring this & 8 other home setups undoubtedly better than yours, & lots of other fine content on Geekabout.
Society’s Top 10 Names for Gamers
I think it’s important for gamers to know how they fit into their society, & there’s really no better barometer of this than the treasured opinions of our fellow citizens.
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5 Game Characters that Suck at their Job
I was wasting time over at Destructoid when I came across this post about game characters that suck at their day jobs. It made me think about how most heroes/oins in pop culture suck at their jobs. Neo was a good hacker but when it came to work he wasn’t exactly up for Employee of the month. More to come.
The 5 Most Dateable Women in Videogames
Since impoverished, demented & elderly Wishbane is undateable in the real world, maybe it’s time to get serious about some videogame dating ( that’s healthy ).
Join me in wishing what’s left of my mental health bon voyage as I rate the most dateable women in videogames, explain why dateable is different than “hot” & basically demonstrate once again how much free time I have.
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Retard’s Videogame Vacation
Too bad Wishbane spent all his money & has to live on overdraft & credit cards ( that’s drunks for you ) - now he can’t afford to buy any of the potentially amazing videogames coming out this year. Let’s have a look at some of the great games the dull-witted, unhappy “writer” won’t be playing.
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