An Interview With Inabaki

Team Samurai’s flamboyant leader Tokonoku Inabaki, creator of such games as Dead on Arrival, Ninja Killer & Dead on Arrival Beach Croquet sits down with us for this exclusive interview.

Wishbane: Welcome to Canada, Inabaki-san.

Inabaki: Sweet little girls, I strive to touch them inappropriately.

W: How is the new Dead on Arrival game coming along?

I: When they get old, what’s the point? They’re only for sex.

W: Your decision to make the Ninja KIller game for PS3 was somewhat controversial, considering your earlier unconditional support for Xbox 360.

I: When I see one of my friends, & he’s married to an old woman 25, 30 years old, I become filled with rage like a crazy man. The prostitute later will have some bruises!

W: Do you have anything to say in closing?

I: I ran my penis in a by-election in Tokyo; I didn’t win, but everyone saw my private part - I’m happy!

W: Thank you, Tokonoku Inabaki .

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