Geeked for Wii
Yep, I admit it, I finally gave in to the big N & started coveting the Wii. I was innocently watching a trailer for Super Mario Galaxy - no doubt looking for signs of lameness - when something I saw, some little nuance of play or level design feature, made me flash back to that feeling I had first playing Super Mario 64. And somewhere, deep inside of me, that tiny, innocent ( kind of stupid ) little kid gamer - apparently still alive after Gears of War - said:
“I want that.”
And that was that - I knew, in that moment, I was defeated. As truly lame as many of the games are ( & my god man, they’re heinously lame ), as crappy as the graphics look, as poor as the waggle control ( currently ) is, I knew something drastic had occurred which could not be undone - I was undoubtedly Wii bound.
So that’s my strange tale, the nameless ( actually, named, but whatever ) fate which swept over me like a wave of silly from a sea of hype, the beckoning siren call of Mario finally led me back to the Happy Land of the gaming ancestors.
Not to mention, the new Metroid & Smash Brothers look awesome.
[ Please note, this never happened - what the hell am I talking about? I’ll get a Wii when all other systems have been internationally outlawed. This post is too funny. ]
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