Superbutton
“Many people have a problem with the current Wii controller,” said a Nintendo PR person I just made up “it’s very complicated, so we’ve made it more basic to appeal to our new audience.” At this point cartoonish dollar signs flickered in his eyes.
Apparently, the new “Superbutton” controller is just that - a gigantic, 1 foot in diameter button that sits on the floor in front of your TV. The new line-up of Superbutton games has just been announced - let’s take a look:
Super Mario Doorbell
What’s more fun than calling on all your favorite Nintendo friends by hitting a giant button? Nothing is the answer you’re looking for, & I think you’ll agree Nintendo’s supplied it!
Nurse - EMERGENCY!
Can you call the pretty nurse before you die? Multiplayer is also a blast in this fast paced medical thriller.
Project B.U.T.T.O.N.
Join the B.U.T.T.O.N.masters at their secret Fortress of B.U.T.T.O.N. as they unlock the mystery of why you bought a game to play with a giant button controller.
Kid Icarus -Telegraph Sensation
No, really, a fucking telegraph game? really. You really made this game. Fuck me.
Super Mario Doorbell - Luigi edition
Fuck. This disgusts me. I quit this business. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
And many more games are sure to follow, with Superbutton looking to take the place of thumb twiddling, watching the TV listings channel & staring blankly into space.
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