The World’s Laziest Blogger
Ah Wishbane, Wishbane - it’s not like there’s anything particularly hard about writing a few lines in a blog every day, but there it is, I am lazy. It’s especially bad considering there are actually a few people reading the geekblog these days, to those few discerning internet adventurers I offer my apologies. You may in the coming weeks actually see some writing by one of our associates ( it was threatened ) , so there may be new content fairly frequently.
On to business - I just recently got Guitar Hero 3 for my 360, in a bundle with an Explorer controller - what the hell is up with that, Red Octane? Fuck this controller, I ( & everyone ) want the new Les Paul controller, of course. You know, the controller featured in the manual? Dicks. I better be able to trade in this shitty block of suck for the good controller you coke-snorting suits. Thank you for ruining my experience of this awesome game with your Guitar Hero 2 leftover ass-rape piece of villainy.
Animal Crossing Update - I can’t be bothered to play this game any more, I feel it may indeed be aimed at a younger audience ( as I previously surmised ). This does not bode well for the future of the DS in my Mario’s stable. And no more hilarious updates - I know, it’s disappointing.
I finally got the Orange Box - fucking nice. Half Life 2 is better than Halo 3 in basically every way - vehicle segments in first person; holy shit Bungie, I guess it can be done. I actually had to trade in Halo 3 - the well known slow-down segments featuring the world’s least talented voice actors ultimately defeated any attempts at replays. Way to go geniuses, you invented the unskipable micro-cutscene.
And that’s about it fellow geeks, thanks for your time - see you back here probably tomorrow.
Happy Marios.
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Jack…
The pen is really mightier than the sword, as you have proven here….