Archive for January, 2008
Top 10 Fox News Future Video Game Headlines
Following in the wake of the Mass Effect coverage ( “Sexbox” ), here are 10 more headlines you can expect from the fact deficient network:
10] Kane & Lynch: Dead Policemen.
9] PS3some.
8] Burnout’s Paradise.
Top 10 Upcoming Wii Titles
Here they are, our most anticipated Wii games listed in ascending order of expected awesomeness:
10] Super Mario Shrubber.
9] Animal Crossing: Here Comes Boredom!
8] Sammy the Trowel’s Shovelware Bonanza.
N3 Review Xbox 360
Yes this game is old, but I’ve only just played it because all the reviews in the world said it was bad - time to address that, because this game is great. And fuck all jaded, worthless mainstream critics - you need to be replaced.
Final Fantasy Music - Played Live
Celebrating the 20th anniversary ( ! ) of the beloved Final Fantasy video game franchise, Distant Worlds: music from Final Fantasy makes it’s U.S. premier ( performed by the Chicagoland Pops Orchestra ) at the Rosemont theatre on March 1st of this very year - if you’re in the area, this would be an excellent […]
KUF Circle of Doom ( X360 ) Review
You know what I love about this site - I can write whatever I want about this industry without any regard for reason, fairness or lawsuits. At this point in the review you know what to expect, but why not keep reading anyways?
About Some Games I Sold
Yesterday I went down to my local videogame store ( the excellent Gamecenter, at the corner of Yonge & Charles in downtown T.O. ) & sold a bunch of games, which I’m now going to tell you about instead of writing a real article:
KUF Circle of Doom X360…Demo?
Yes, I’m reviewing a demo. I really enjoyed it ( I’m still replaying it ), so I’d like to recommend that you download it - but first, I’ll explain why this demo may or may not be for you. After all, the last thing we at Geek want to do is waste any of your […]