KUF Circle of Doom ( X360 ) Review
You know what I love about this site - I can write whatever I want about this industry without any regard for reason, fairness or lawsuits. At this point in the review you know what to expect, but why not keep reading anyways?
I so wanted to love this game ( you saw my enthusiastic review for the demo ), so why did it have have to suck so hard ? Why the fuck why? There are many reviews online explaining what the hell is wrong with this horse-cock bag of douche ( IGN, 1UP if you’re interested in real websites ), so I won’t even attempt an explanation - my task, as I see it, is to provide the emotional accompaniment to these articles.
First of all, let me be among the first to congratulate the development team of CoD on their unparalleled grasp of what it takes to makes a shit game - my pants are off to you, guys. If Uwe Boll ever wants to make a game instead of filming one, he knows who to call.
The thing that irks me the most about this game is how almost good it is - all it would have taken to push this turd into OKness would be for just one person involved in producing CoD to not hate every person in the world who might potentially buy it. Seriously, guys, did you playtest this? Because if you did, you must have hidden the bodies of the dead gamers who killed themselves rather than remember their experience of playing this loathsome, pointless & hateful shitburger.
Circle of Doom is what the inside of Hitler’s soul looks like. How Blue Side fucked up what is at it’s heart a potentially great action RPG so completely is the real mystery here - it’s like they’ve developed a formula for failure.
Anyways, fuck this game.
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