Top 10 Fox News Future Video Game Headlines

Posted by Wishbane

January 28, 2008

Following in the wake of the Mass Effect coverage ( “Sexbox” ), here are 10 more headlines you can expect from the fact deficient network:

10] Kane & Lynch: Dead Policemen.

9] PS3some.

8] Burnout’s Paradise.

7] Metal Gear Sordid.

6] Star Wars: Violence Unleashed.

5] Wiivil.

4] PSPorn.

3] Alone in the Dark ( … ).

2] Gears of Worry.

And the number 1 top Fox news future video game headline is:

1] Grand Theft Uh-oh.

That took forever to finish but it’s not even that funny - hours were wasted thinking up this nonsense.

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