Archive for February, 2008
Society’s Top 10 Names for Gamers
I think it’s important for gamers to know how they fit into their society, & there’s really no better barometer of this than the treasured opinions of our fellow citizens.
5 Game Characters that Suck at their Job
I was wasting time over at Destructoid when I came across this post about game characters that suck at their day jobs. It made me think about how most heroes/oins in pop culture suck at their jobs. Neo was a good hacker but when it came to work he wasn’t exactly up for […]
The 5 Most Dateable Women in Videogames
Since impoverished, demented & elderly Wishbane is undateable in the real world, maybe it’s time to get serious about some videogame dating ( that’s healthy ).
Join me in wishing what’s left of my mental health bon voyage as I rate the most dateable women in videogames, explain why dateable is different than “hot” & basically […]
Retard’s Videogame Vacation
Too bad Wishbane spent all his money & has to live on overdraft & credit cards ( that’s drunks for you ) - now he can’t afford to buy any of the potentially amazing videogames coming out this year. Let’s have a look at some of the great games the dull-witted, unhappy “writer” won’t be […]
VGG Presents the Top 10 Coolest Videogame Weapons
Another day, another top ten list - that’s stupidity for you. Take it from me fellow geeks, alcoholism & mental disenfranchisement are not conducive to creativity.
Zero Suit Samus
Here she is, as featured in the upcoming Super Smash Bros Brawl. I don’t really have a comment here - just, holy shit.
I may have to get a Wii.
Cutscene Catastrophe
Back in the day, cutscenes were rendered in CGI, & served to reinforce the plot highlights of what little story ( the dull bits ) piggy-backed along with the game ( the fun bits ). The great thing about them was that on your second play-through ( or your first if you […]
The Future Of Handhelds
One of the persistent problems affecting the longevity of handheld systems is the inability to change the control input design, since the “controller” is permanently bonded to the system. A year or two after launch the software has outgrown the original offerings in most areas, but the gameplay is the same because the […]
VGG’s Top 10 Hottest Videogame Babes - Fighting Game Edition
The top 10 most porkable women in fighting games, as selected by the extremely elderly, drunken & lecherous Wishbane. Yes, I know, every geekblog has a list like this - we’re not here to be original. We’re here to waste some of your time before you resume your search for whatever website you were really […]
The Peter Molineux Joke
You know this better as “the Bill Gates joke”, but I find with a little tweaking it works fine like this.
Is Your Xbox 360 Shaking Itself to Pieces?
Among the more annoying properties of your 360 is undoubtedly the deafening roar it emits when it runs - this same obnoxious noise also results in a lot of vibration.
Rez HD Review
Rez HD is a high definition version of the infamous PlayStation 2 and Dreamcast game. Released as an Xbox Live Arcade game last week, Rez HD is one of the best Xbox Live Arcade games around and will bring you huge amounts of insane enjoyment for a long time to come.
Wishbane Rates the Home Consoles
What pernicious & vengeful deity did gamers offend so completely to end up with the current litter of consoles? Your intrepid reporter Wishbane ( as seen on the internet ) rants about investigates the situation with the steely eyed objectivity only the drunken possess.