Archive for April, 2008
Monday is for Gamers
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Boy howdy, would a gang of ninjas invading my office make my life better right about now!!!
Gaming addicts know that the truth that in the mind’s eye of the truly well-applied gamer, first-person means something entirely different from just self-referential speech. Let’s say that I am here sitting […]
Top 10 Great Things About Your Nintendo DS
Who doesn’t love their little Nintendo powered container of cuteness - why, only a monstrous & disturbed psyche, of course! And what do gamers love the most about their DS? Let’s find out!
Top 10 Reasons To Play Need For Speed:ProStreet
When you’re too lazy to write, it’s great to have content sent in to you - thanks to Mr Church for this Top Ten List from Top Ten Chicago Sports, it’s just what I needed.
10 Things VGG Needs to Succeed
Shortly after a high-powered board meeting of the top Video Game Geek executives - except for stueynet, he’s away or something…& there are no other executives. Basically, there was one person at the meeting, myself, & God help me I think I may be drunken again.
A PSA for the Drunken Gamer
Ack….blurp….fuzzy navel….oh my aching spleen….tequila makes the heart grow rancid. Ugh….
When you’re staring at a screen that continues to slowly spin clockwise, gaming becomes a greater challenge than simply, “Why, oh why won’t that damn mushroom die!!” Drinking and gaming is, for lack of a better word, flustering. Not frustrating really, because […]
Top 10 Things You Didn’t know About Ned Bowen
The charismatic head of BBL ( Big Brother League ) is well know to gamers as a fiercely individualistic, possibly sociopathic & scary freak of nature - but what do you really know about him? Join VGG in learning a little more about the man his staff usually refer to as “my ex-employer”
7 Video Game Currencies Stronger Than The US Dollar
Lists of things having to do with video games are what we like - check out the article in question on Maxim’s fine website.
Rule of Rose: Daddy Pyramidhead would be so proud…
The first (and only) time I saw a commercial on TV for this game I thought to myself, “This looks like some R.L. Stein rendition of an Afterschool Special about bullies.”
Wishbane Made Prime Minister of Canada
After finishing my French cruller & double-double ( that’s coffee to you non-Canadians ), I rolled up the rim on my Tim Horton’s coffee cup ( where wonderful prizes are found ), only to discover that I had won the most coveted prize of all - Prime Ministership of our great land.