Triumphant Return of Stupidity & Drunkenness

Yes, it’s true, I’m back - back to the happy trails of porn, idiocy & lawlessness we know & love as the good old internet. But where did I go, you may well ask. Did I land myself in jail after a drunken binge, or join a cult that worships Shane Bettenhausen, or was I actually elected Prime Minster of Canada as I ( supposedly ironically ) reported on April Fools Day?

The answer, as it happens, is contained in a top 10 list slightly higher up on the page ( or it will be when I write it ), so instead of explaining my absence let me instead tell you what I’ve been playing ( & watching ).

First off, I picked up the excellent ( on easy, anyways ) Battlefield Bad Company ( 360 ), which really is a lot of fun except for the most annoying, unfortunate health system ( as noted by everyone on the internet ) - It pretty much makes the game unplayable on the higher settings. Not unpassable, mind you, just no fun, irritating & not worth doing ( my ex-girlfriends will remember similar situations ).

Next, I picked up the amazingly fun & surprisingly deep Hot Shots Golf 2 for my PSP, which I’ve played pretty much every day since I got it. I fully & unequivocally recommend this awesome little game to you, it’s guaranteed to to entertain & it has cute, weirdly unisex superdeformed characters.

Finally, of course, I picked up Soul Calibur IV for the 360, & I surely do love this game - it’s not perfect, because some retard put fucking Star Wars freaks in it, but all in all it’s a close return to the stellar peaks reached by the first 2 games.

And as for what I was watching, well of course it was the CGS 2008 season which I specifically told you all to watch & it was the fucking biscuit - too bad you didn’t listen to me, just because I’m stupid & drunken, but you missed the best finale I can imagine. The mighty OffbeatNinja had to 5 - 0 his opponent in DOA 4 just to tie for the championship and he did it - to find out the championship winner & learn more about the amazing CGS, follow the link.

So that’s about it, I’m back, as predicted Sam isn’t, so expect the usual half-assed reviews, seemingly endless Top 10 Lists & pictures of breasts.

Happy Marios.