Wishbane’s Top 10 Excuses for Abandoning His Blog
Why even try to explain things when you can just assemble a portfolio of all-purpose excuses & fire them off randomly? Just follow the foolproof Wishbane method to amass the misunderstandings, angry tirades & broken friendships you’ve always wanted.
Here, then, are a selection of my very finest excuses for ignoring my own website:
10] I Was accidentally posting on someone else’s site.
9] It was part of a social experiment.
8] Came down with meningitis. No - make that spinal meningitis.
7] My site had a virus which made it impossible to post anything.
6] Comatose after being beaten up by monks.
5] Paid by Google to stop posting.
4] Forgot my password.
3] Elected leader of my country.
2] Mistakenly identified as mentally challenged & institutionalized.
And the number 1 excuse for abandoning my blog, as if there was any doubt:
1] Drunken.
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