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Monday is for Gamers
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Boy howdy, would a gang of ninjas invading my office make my life better right about now!!!
Gaming addicts know that the truth that in the mind’s eye of the truly well-applied gamer, first-person means something entirely different from just self-referential speech. Let’s say that I am here sitting […]
A PSA for the Drunken Gamer
Ack….blurp….fuzzy navel….oh my aching spleen….tequila makes the heart grow rancid. Ugh….
When you’re staring at a screen that continues to slowly spin clockwise, gaming becomes a greater challenge than simply, “Why, oh why won’t that damn mushroom die!!” Drinking and gaming is, for lack of a better word, flustering. Not frustrating really, because […]
Rule of Rose: Daddy Pyramidhead would be so proud…
The first (and only) time I saw a commercial on TV for this game I thought to myself, “This looks like some R.L. Stein rendition of an Afterschool Special about bullies.”