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Top Ten Things Hyped Up More Than GTA4
The inevitable GTA4 top ten list exposes the ambitious hype-machines that put even Rockstar to shame.
Top 10 Great Things About Your Nintendo DS
Who doesn’t love their little Nintendo powered container of cuteness - why, only a monstrous & disturbed psyche, of course! And what do gamers love the most about their DS? Let’s find out!
Top 10 Reasons To Play Need For Speed:ProStreet
When you’re too lazy to write, it’s great to have content sent in to you - thanks to Mr Church for this Top Ten List from Top Ten Chicago Sports, it’s just what I needed.
10 Things VGG Needs to Succeed
Shortly after a high-powered board meeting of the top Video Game Geek executives - except for stueynet, he’s away or something…& there are no other executives. Basically, there was one person at the meeting, myself, & God help me I think I may be drunken again.
Top 10 Things You Didn’t know About Ned Bowen
The charismatic head of BBL ( Big Brother League ) is well know to gamers as a fiercely individualistic, possibly sociopathic & scary freak of nature - but what do you really know about him? Join VGG in learning a little more about the man his staff usually refer to as “my ex-employer”
7 Video Game Currencies Stronger Than The US Dollar
Lists of things having to do with video games are what we like - check out the article in question on Maxim’s fine website.
Wishbane Made Prime Minister of Canada
After finishing my French cruller & double-double ( that’s coffee to you non-Canadians ), I rolled up the rim on my Tim Horton’s coffee cup ( where wonderful prizes are found ), only to discover that I had won the most coveted prize of all - Prime Ministership of our great land.
The Simon Cuisinart Interview
Simon Cuisinart, outspoken head of Loinface studios, took a few moments to talk to us recently about his highly anticipated new title Storytime 2: The Best Game Ever Made.
Top 10 Most Wanted Games for PSP
Guess who just engineered another mass trade* for a brand new, beautiful PSP Slim? I’ll give you a hint - he’s immature, frequently drunken & has his own website. You guessed me? - hey, that’s right!
Top 10 Reasons To Own A Wii
Here at VGG we’re all about fairness - haha, OK, no we’re not. But we are all about milking themes to death, & in that vein I give you this useful checklist of reasons to own Nintendo’s shiny new toy.
TooManyGames
The east coast’s premier gaming event, TooManyGames, celebrates it’s 5th anniversary this coming May 4th, 2008 at the Greater Reading Expo Center in Reading, Pennsylvania. This sounds like a lot of fun, I’d love to check this out but, as mentioned somewhere on this geekblog, I’m out of funds - because I’m stupid, basically.
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Top 10 Reasons To Own An Xbox 360
Jealous of all those happy gamers & their wonderful Microsoft powered contraption - well, maybe the 360 is the console for you, too! Just peruse this handy checklist of reasons to own one & judge for yourself.
Geekabout
Geekabout is a great site just brought to my attention which is all about - well, geek stuff of course! And, as you may have surmised, that’s OK with me.
The photo which graces this post is someone’s gaming rig - for reals, it’s in someones home! Oh God, I want this rig…
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Society’s Top 10 Names for Gamers
I think it’s important for gamers to know how they fit into their society, & there’s really no better barometer of this than the treasured opinions of our fellow citizens.
The 5 Most Dateable Women in Videogames
Since impoverished, demented & elderly Wishbane is undateable in the real world, maybe it’s time to get serious about some videogame dating ( that’s healthy ).
Join me in wishing what’s left of my mental health bon voyage as I rate the most dateable women in videogames, explain why dateable is different than “hot” & basically […]
Retard’s Videogame Vacation
Too bad Wishbane spent all his money & has to live on overdraft & credit cards ( that’s drunks for you ) - now he can’t afford to buy any of the potentially amazing videogames coming out this year. Let’s have a look at some of the great games the dull-witted, unhappy “writer” won’t be […]
VGG Presents the Top 10 Coolest Videogame Weapons
Another day, another top ten list - that’s stupidity for you. Take it from me fellow geeks, alcoholism & mental disenfranchisement are not conducive to creativity.
Zero Suit Samus
Here she is, as featured in the upcoming Super Smash Bros Brawl. I don’t really have a comment here - just, holy shit.
I may have to get a Wii.
Cutscene Catastrophe
Back in the day, cutscenes were rendered in CGI, & served to reinforce the plot highlights of what little story ( the dull bits ) piggy-backed along with the game ( the fun bits ). The great thing about them was that on your second play-through ( or your first if you […]
The Future Of Handhelds
One of the persistent problems affecting the longevity of handheld systems is the inability to change the control input design, since the “controller” is permanently bonded to the system. A year or two after launch the software has outgrown the original offerings in most areas, but the gameplay is the same because the […]