Microsoft / Xbox
Top 10 Reasons To Own An Xbox 360
Jealous of all those happy gamers & their wonderful Microsoft powered contraption - well, maybe the 360 is the console for you, too! Just peruse this handy checklist of reasons to own one & judge for yourself.
Is Your Xbox 360 Shaking Itself to Pieces?
Among the more annoying properties of your 360 is undoubtedly the deafening roar it emits when it runs - this same obnoxious noise also results in a lot of vibration.
Rez HD Review
Rez HD is a high definition version of the infamous PlayStation 2 and Dreamcast game. Released as an Xbox Live Arcade game last week, Rez HD is one of the best Xbox Live Arcade games around and will bring you huge amounts of insane enjoyment for a long time to come.
N3 Review Xbox 360
Yes this game is old, but I’ve only just played it because all the reviews in the world said it was bad - time to address that, because this game is great. And fuck all jaded, worthless mainstream critics - you need to be replaced.
KUF Circle of Doom ( X360 ) Review
You know what I love about this site - I can write whatever I want about this industry without any regard for reason, fairness or lawsuits. At this point in the review you know what to expect, but why not keep reading anyways?
KUF Circle of Doom X360…Demo?
Yes, I’m reviewing a demo. I really enjoyed it ( I’m still replaying it ), so I’d like to recommend that you download it - but first, I’ll explain why this demo may or may not be for you. After all, the last thing we at Geek want to do is waste any of your […]
DLC Stupidity - Arkadian Warriors Review ( XBLA )
Guess who paid 800 Microsoft points for Arkadian Warriors - if you guessed me, you’d be right. It’s not that this is a terrible game ( it’s merely average ), it’s more that it was just so obviously not a smart purchase. Why, oh why does stupidity stalk my poor little life, ruining every moment […]
Red Ring of Doom
Microsoft’s decision to extend a three year warranty to all Xbox 360s is a great move on their part, but unfortunately it means just one thing: your 360 is going to break. And yes, you can get it fixed for free ( if you have the specific red ring symptom ), but you […]
Another Halo 3 Rumor
When Halo 3 ships in September, DLC will be released for Crackdown that lets you play as Spartans against the Covenant. And, all the vehicles will be turned into, I don’t know, Warthogs or some stupid shit.
You see, this is what happens when no-one reads your blog. There’s no real sense of responsibility.
At least I’m […]
Halo 3 Rumor of the Day
-After the last cut scene, the Master Chief takes off his helmet. If you are connected to Xbox Live & have a MySpace or Facebook account, your photo ( on either of those sites ) will be mapped over the Master Chief’s!
You’ll hear something like this:
“Congratulations xxxPornwarrior318, you just saved the universe! Living […]
The Darkness ships
I just picked up The Darkness for the 360 - full review to follow.