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Top Ten Things Hyped Up More Than GTA4
The inevitable GTA4 top ten list exposes the ambitious hype-machines that put even Rockstar to shame.
Monday is for Gamers
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Boy howdy, would a gang of ninjas invading my office make my life better right about now!!!
Gaming addicts know that the truth that in the mind’s eye of the truly well-applied gamer, first-person means something entirely different from just self-referential speech. Let’s say that I am here sitting […]
A PSA for the Drunken Gamer
Ack….blurp….fuzzy navel….oh my aching spleen….tequila makes the heart grow rancid. Ugh….
When you’re staring at a screen that continues to slowly spin clockwise, gaming becomes a greater challenge than simply, “Why, oh why won’t that damn mushroom die!!” Drinking and gaming is, for lack of a better word, flustering. Not frustrating really, because […]
Top 10 Things You Didn’t know About Ned Bowen
The charismatic head of BBL ( Big Brother League ) is well know to gamers as a fiercely individualistic, possibly sociopathic & scary freak of nature - but what do you really know about him? Join VGG in learning a little more about the man his staff usually refer to as “my ex-employer”
7 Video Game Currencies Stronger Than The US Dollar
Lists of things having to do with video games are what we like - check out the article in question on Maxim’s fine website.
The Simon Cuisinart Interview
Simon Cuisinart, outspoken head of Loinface studios, took a few moments to talk to us recently about his highly anticipated new title Storytime 2: The Best Game Ever Made.
Top 10 Reasons To Own A Wii
Here at VGG we’re all about fairness - haha, OK, no we’re not. But we are all about milking themes to death, & in that vein I give you this useful checklist of reasons to own Nintendo’s shiny new toy.
Top 10 Reasons To Own An Xbox 360
Jealous of all those happy gamers & their wonderful Microsoft powered contraption - well, maybe the 360 is the console for you, too! Just peruse this handy checklist of reasons to own one & judge for yourself.
Geekabout
Geekabout is a great site just brought to my attention which is all about - well, geek stuff of course! And, as you may have surmised, that’s OK with me.
The photo which graces this post is someone’s gaming rig - for reals, it’s in someones home! Oh God, I want this rig…
Follow the link to […]
Society’s Top 10 Names for Gamers
I think it’s important for gamers to know how they fit into their society, & there’s really no better barometer of this than the treasured opinions of our fellow citizens.
The 5 Most Dateable Women in Videogames
Since impoverished, demented & elderly Wishbane is undateable in the real world, maybe it’s time to get serious about some videogame dating ( that’s healthy ).
Join me in wishing what’s left of my mental health bon voyage as I rate the most dateable women in videogames, explain why dateable is different than “hot” & basically […]
The Peter Molineux Joke
You know this better as “the Bill Gates joke”, but I find with a little tweaking it works fine like this.
Top 10 Fox News Future Video Game Headlines
Following in the wake of the Mass Effect coverage ( “Sexbox” ), here are 10 more headlines you can expect from the fact deficient network:
10] Kane & Lynch: Dead Policemen.
9] PS3some.
8] Burnout’s Paradise.
Top 10 Upcoming Wii Titles
Here they are, our most anticipated Wii games listed in ascending order of expected awesomeness:
10] Super Mario Shrubber.
9] Animal Crossing: Here Comes Boredom!
8] Sammy the Trowel’s Shovelware Bonanza.
Top 10 signs that you may be a geek
10. You went to a special voice coach to stop snorting when you laugh - it didn’t work.
9. You stutter so badly when talking to the opposite sex that you were diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome because of it.
8. You have publicly admitted to watching Sailor Moon - the North American kid’s TV version. You did […]
Cyberspace Mountain at DisneyQuest runs on Windows 95
I had the pleasure of spending the last week in Orlando with my girlfriend. We basically went on every ride at every park in the entire city. So on Friday night we decided to take a drive down to Downtown Disney and check out DisneyQuest, an interactive themepark with some interesting VR games, […]