Reviews
Rule of Rose: Daddy Pyramidhead would be so proud…
The first (and only) time I saw a commercial on TV for this game I thought to myself, “This looks like some R.L. Stein rendition of an Afterschool Special about bullies.”
Rez HD Review
Rez HD is a high definition version of the infamous PlayStation 2 and Dreamcast game. Released as an Xbox Live Arcade game last week, Rez HD is one of the best Xbox Live Arcade games around and will bring you huge amounts of insane enjoyment for a long time to come.
Wishbane Rates the Home Consoles
What pernicious & vengeful deity did gamers offend so completely to end up with the current litter of consoles? Your intrepid reporter Wishbane ( as seen on the internet ) rants about investigates the situation with the steely eyed objectivity only the drunken possess.
N3 Review Xbox 360
Yes this game is old, but I’ve only just played it because all the reviews in the world said it was bad - time to address that, because this game is great. And fuck all jaded, worthless mainstream critics - you need to be replaced.
KUF Circle of Doom ( X360 ) Review
You know what I love about this site - I can write whatever I want about this industry without any regard for reason, fairness or lawsuits. At this point in the review you know what to expect, but why not keep reading anyways?
KUF Circle of Doom X360…Demo?
Yes, I’m reviewing a demo. I really enjoyed it ( I’m still replaying it ), so I’d like to recommend that you download it - but first, I’ll explain why this demo may or may not be for you. After all, the last thing we at Geek want to do is waste any of your […]
DLC Stupidity - Arkadian Warriors Review ( XBLA )
Guess who paid 800 Microsoft points for Arkadian Warriors - if you guessed me, you’d be right. It’s not that this is a terrible game ( it’s merely average ), it’s more that it was just so obviously not a smart purchase. Why, oh why does stupidity stalk my poor little life, ruining every moment […]
Geometry Wars: Galaxies - DS Review
Ah, the oldschool shooting game. Playing through the first 30 minutes reaffirms why everyone used to love them, playing through the next infinity minutes reminds us why no one plays them anymore.
Xbox 360 Madcatz Controller Review
Thanks to it’s optimal D-pad, your fighting-game related misery can now end - this is the controller you’ve been looking for. It’s also better for any other game you can think of, since the movement of the sticks is much more fluid, & even the button placement feels better.
Nice to see someone still knows how […]
The Darkness Xbox 360 Review
This game sucks. This is actually a First Person Light-bulb Shooter, & when you’re not shooting light bulbs you’re either wandering around lost or watching cut-scenes of the world’s word’s worst actors auditioning for The Sopranos 2: Welcome to Suckville.
The much hyped Darkness powers would be ok to use if it didn’t always […]