Top Ten Lists
Top Ten Things Hyped Up More Than GTA4
The inevitable GTA4 top ten list exposes the ambitious hype-machines that put even Rockstar to shame.
Top 10 Great Things About Your Nintendo DS
Who doesn’t love their little Nintendo powered container of cuteness - why, only a monstrous & disturbed psyche, of course! And what do gamers love the most about their DS? Let’s find out!
Top 10 Reasons To Play Need For Speed:ProStreet
When you’re too lazy to write, it’s great to have content sent in to you - thanks to Mr Church for this Top Ten List from Top Ten Chicago Sports, it’s just what I needed.
10 Things VGG Needs to Succeed
Shortly after a high-powered board meeting of the top Video Game Geek executives - except for stueynet, he’s away or something…& there are no other executives. Basically, there was one person at the meeting, myself, & God help me I think I may be drunken again.
Top 10 Things You Didn’t know About Ned Bowen
The charismatic head of BBL ( Big Brother League ) is well know to gamers as a fiercely individualistic, possibly sociopathic & scary freak of nature - but what do you really know about him? Join VGG in learning a little more about the man his staff usually refer to as “my ex-employer”
7 Video Game Currencies Stronger Than The US Dollar
Lists of things having to do with video games are what we like - check out the article in question on Maxim’s fine website.
Top 10 Most Wanted Games for PSP
Guess who just engineered another mass trade* for a brand new, beautiful PSP Slim? I’ll give you a hint - he’s immature, frequently drunken & has his own website. You guessed me? - hey, that’s right!
Top 10 Reasons To Own A Wii
Here at VGG we’re all about fairness - haha, OK, no we’re not. But we are all about milking themes to death, & in that vein I give you this useful checklist of reasons to own Nintendo’s shiny new toy.
Top 10 Reasons To Own An Xbox 360
Jealous of all those happy gamers & their wonderful Microsoft powered contraption - well, maybe the 360 is the console for you, too! Just peruse this handy checklist of reasons to own one & judge for yourself.
Society’s Top 10 Names for Gamers
I think it’s important for gamers to know how they fit into their society, & there’s really no better barometer of this than the treasured opinions of our fellow citizens.
The 5 Most Dateable Women in Videogames
Since impoverished, demented & elderly Wishbane is undateable in the real world, maybe it’s time to get serious about some videogame dating ( that’s healthy ).
Join me in wishing what’s left of my mental health bon voyage as I rate the most dateable women in videogames, explain why dateable is different than “hot” & basically […]
VGG Presents the Top 10 Coolest Videogame Weapons
Another day, another top ten list - that’s stupidity for you. Take it from me fellow geeks, alcoholism & mental disenfranchisement are not conducive to creativity.
VGG’s Top 10 Hottest Videogame Babes - Fighting Game Edition
The top 10 most porkable women in fighting games, as selected by the extremely elderly, drunken & lecherous Wishbane. Yes, I know, every geekblog has a list like this - we’re not here to be original. We’re here to waste some of your time before you resume your search for whatever website you were really […]
Top 10 Fox News Future Video Game Headlines
Following in the wake of the Mass Effect coverage ( “Sexbox” ), here are 10 more headlines you can expect from the fact deficient network:
10] Kane & Lynch: Dead Policemen.
9] PS3some.
8] Burnout’s Paradise.
Top 10 Upcoming Wii Titles
Here they are, our most anticipated Wii games listed in ascending order of expected awesomeness:
10] Super Mario Shrubber.
9] Animal Crossing: Here Comes Boredom!
8] Sammy the Trowel’s Shovelware Bonanza.
Most Wanted Guitar Hero DLC
My top 10 most wanted DLC for Guitar Hero 3:
1] Jeff Beck/Beck’s Bolero. The best song by ( arguably ) the best rock guitar player of all time. Don’t call the game Guitar Hero if Jeff Beck isn’t in it.
2] Led Zeppelin/Heartbreaker. This is rock music - they invented it.
3] AC/DC/Back in Black. It’s […]
Top 10 signs that you may be a geek
10. You went to a special voice coach to stop snorting when you laugh - it didn’t work.
9. You stutter so badly when talking to the opposite sex that you were diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome because of it.
8. You have publicly admitted to watching Sailor Moon - the North American kid’s TV version. You did […]