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This list names games that contain animals that begin with ascending letters of the alphabet. This list is very functional as it often happens that I have just finished playing a game that involves some type of animal and wish to play another game also involving some type of animal, but of a type that begins with the letter alphabetically following the type of animal in the game I've just finished.

I would appreciate any help my fellow BGGers can give in filling out this list. BUT, fitting with the importance of this list please, PLEASE do not stray off topic or, god forbid, begin a secondary topic. I CAN'T STAND when threads or geeklists are derailed.

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51. Board Game: Penniless and Insane [Average Rating:5.05 Unranked]
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This game is about insane artists. Insane artists start with I, which comes after H. It's difficult to imagine a more terrifying animal than an insane artist.

I can already hear people saying Doesn't this belong under A?. To you I say: SHUT UP. What are you, some kind of insane artist? There's nothing wrong with normal artists. They make things like boardgame maps, cards, counters, and box covers. Insane artists mumble incoherently and smell bad.

(I fully expect this item to be NULLED. If a Mole is too scary for the list I can't imagine that Insane Artists will be allowed to remain.)
 
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As far as I know, an Insane Artist has never dug wholes in my petunia garden. Nor do they in any way remind me of nightmare horses. Now, if said arist was friends with a posse of clowns who were also insane, well then LOOK OUT, all bets are off.

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did they ever dig HOLES?
or did they only dig partial holes and not WHOLE holes?

PPPPPPPPPPPer RACK-OOOOOOOO
 
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You got me. I relinquish my gramatical wand of righteousness to you my friend. Go forth with it and be fruitfull for you have earned the respect of many, but the gratitude of few.
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Fruitful

Unless you are pronouncing it
Fruitful L
 
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If you must know, I was pronouncing it Fo-RU-wit-Falaffle.
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52. Board Game: The Powerpuff Girls: Mojo Jojo Attacks Townsville Game [Average Rating:6.15 Overall Rank:5354]
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This game that features Mojo Jojo (which has a whole bunch of Js) and we all know what he is. An EVIL MONKEY! (As if there were any other kind.)
 
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There you go again Drew, Dissin' monkeys when everyon knows that your beef is with an ape. On the other hand JoJo does start with a J which comes right after Insane Artist in the alphabetical animal kingdom.

So, in this rare case I am going to have to NULL you and award you item 2-10...SIMULTANEOUSLY!

which of course would look like this:

itNemU 2L-1L0
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53. Board Game: Catch That Kiwi [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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The Kiwi in this game is the small, flightless bird found in Middle Earth. It is not the fuzzy green fruit that tastes a bit like a strawberry.
 
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And yet, maybe not too suprisingly, the bird still tastes a bit like a strawberry.

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Or perhaps not quite entirely unlike a strawberry?
 
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54. Board Game: Hoppla Lama [Average Rating:5.34 Overall Rank:6629]
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I was very concerned when you mentioned that you knew of no entertainments featuring Llamas. Perhaps you are not familiar with Llama Basketball, Synchronized Llama Herding, Llama Square Dances, and of course the sport for which Argentina is universally acknowledged as the undisputed world champion: Llama Hydroplaning.

I am here to tell you that this entertaining game of Llamas and a Volcano (which is not an animal, but if it was, it would begin with a V) is the perfect entry for L.
 
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LLAMAS!! What kind of baffoon spells llamas with one L. Everyone knows that a Lama is the Tibetan word for religious teacher.

Unless of course they were refering to the llama's scientific name which is Lama glama. Now THAT's fun to say. Sorry sossy1. Forget Yak track. Now we've got Lama glama.

Lama glama item 2-12 Lama glama
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Unless of course they were refering to the llama's scientific name which is Lama glama. Now THAT's fun to say. Sorry sossy1. Forget Yak track. Now we've got Lama glama.

That's okay, I'm now saying guh-nu: "I'm a guh-nu. A guh-nother guh-nu, you really ought to kuh-now your wa-hoo's wa-hoo ..."
 
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55. Board Game: Naughty Dogs [Average Rating:4.67 Unranked]
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I am concerned that someone might post a game with Monkeys again, and Monkeys are nothing but arboreal vermin. So I'm taking the liberty to skip "M" and go right to "N".

N is for Naughty Dogs. And N comes right after L when we skip M.
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Uh oh. Bob's not going to like this. I think Drew is the new Dave.
 
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Ski-uh....ski...sk-ski-uh...You SKi...ski...

SKIPPED A LETTER??!!!

That's it. Drew is like the new Dave times like A MILLION

I'm not even going to NULL you because your are permanently NULLED

PERMANENTLY


NULLED
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Did some one say
PPPPPPPPERMANENTLY


NULLLLLLED???
 
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Oh, and we were doing so well too. Well, that teaches me not to be away from the internet for a weekend.
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56. Board Game: Mammoth Hunters [Average Rating:6.17 Overall Rank:1715]
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Oh fine. Here is your M, which is for Mammoth. And a Mammoth is most definitely not a Monkey. Mammoths are beautiful, sleek, lithe creatures who can run faster than jaguars and soar high on gossamer wings.

Unlike Monkeys which are disease carrying pests, and if we do not kill them all, they will kill us.
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Unless they happen to carry the antidote to the virus that wipes out all men on the earth except one..... Hmmm.......
 
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Did anybody hear something? Because all I heard were NULLS in the wind.
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57. Board Game: Hounds and Jackals: Game of the Pharaohs [Average Rating:4.52 Unranked]
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Since Drew has been permanently and virulently NULLA-ED, we are set back four (4) letters in the alfabet. Replacing his earlier, and now nonexistent 'J' is Jackals. Jackals are like dogs, except they come one higher than Insane artists in the alfabet. You can see a picture of a Jackal just to the left of this word here.

I think there was a G.I. Joe called Jackal, too, wasn't there? Or maybe a transformer.
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This is an excellent idea. Jackal is the new J.

item 2- um... how about

item 2-10b ....maybe

item 3-10 ...?

No no no no NO! If only I had a piano to bang my head upon.


Alas, The Dream-- It was so simple ...beautiful... but now... it is dead... NULLED,if you will. Wo is me. I am wo
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58. Board Game: Ark [Average Rating:6.36 Overall Rank:1218]
Steffan O'Sullivan
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Maybe the list can still be salvaged with this game? Surely this includes two of every animal - isn't that good enough? You know they must sort themselves alphabetically on the ark. They're very nice animals.
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Well, now. What a refreshing- AAaa screw it, I'm going to go get a beer.












AND I'M NOT GOING TO USE A COASTER!!



maybe go play a game of Settlers of Caylus 2210 AD.

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59. Board Game: LCR [Average Rating:2.60 Overall Rank:7963]
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Man, I am SOOOO lost here with this list. I was following along ok, until Busen showed up. Now I need help: do I go Left, Right or Center. Only thing I can conclude is I may be in a drinking game.
 
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This is a grrrreat game to play while drinking, although I prefer to call it CLR.
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60. Board Game: Roller Coaster Hippo [Average Rating:4.30 Overall Rank:7784]
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These guys are using a Coaster...a Roller-Coaster that is! HAWHAWHAW! No really, they are.

Nilpferd is German for Nile Horse = Hippopotomus. So that's N and H covered in one go.

I've lost track of how this geeklist is meant to work.
 
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ITs vEry stargit fowrard" YoU dRink anITHer bEER and theN ligne up the Boottles.,. 1 botle two bootle thr33 BBBBBBB(for Dwayne)ottle.

B B B B comes after A(
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61. Board Game: Ætherverse [Average Rating:7.10 Unranked]
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Well, if you're going to use made up animals I'm going to use made up letters.

I'm aware it's a real letter
 
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ARe maid up lettters of real aminals really any bitter than reel up alimans with madu ep litters?

NOLLeD
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62. Board Game: Azteca [Average Rating:5.95 Overall Rank:4586]
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The ordering seems a bit off here, but maybe it's OK if I sacrifice quality for quantity.

In this game you try to appease the ancient god Quetzalcoatl, whose name, according to Wikipedia, means "quetzal-bird snake." This way you get a whopping three animals at the price of one: quetzal, serpent, and god!
 
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Wyh is three a Power ranger Megazord on that box?

Hey...hey budddy. I donut care if there waer all 65 animals of the alfalfabet in ONE game!!, cuz this list is OVER and aLL you aLL are ALL NOLLED!

IN EWE EL EL E DEE

NOELED!

NOLLED!!

NULLED?
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63. Board Game: Null Bock! [Average Rating:5.48 Unranked]
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So, it is clear from reading this list up to this point that the last letter of the alphabet is Null, but the unquenched desire for Null animals is unfulfilled.

Thus, I present this game, which starts with Null and is about animals.

If you Null it, though, a null cancels a null, so then it must exist.

Q.E.D.O.C.D.P.H.D.
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Congratulations. You win.
 
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You are correct this is a NULL terminated list. If it weren't, it would just run on and on and eventually cause a Memory Access Error.

But it is a silent NULL.

So BE QUIET!
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64. Board Game: Quameleon [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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You forgot Q. Can´t do that, that´s an absolute no-no. So I am putting things right again by adding an item beginning with Q AND is an animal. At least if you are french. I believe that´s how they spell it there. Well, if they have a cold it might SOUND as if it was spelled with Q. Or perhaps the most fancy chameleons spell their name with Q. How would I know, I don´t speak chameleon. Don´t speak french either now that I think of it.
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The Q has been perfectly represented by both the sQuid and the sQuail. And we all know that Qs that follow a silent S count as animals that start with the letter Q for the purposes of not screwing up my alphabetically ordered and on topic list about games with animals.

..Quameleon...now that's just plain stupid.


Na Na Na Na NULLLED
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65. Board Game: Wunderwatschler [Average Rating:6.59 Unranked]
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I'm a bit puzzled about all the nul entries lately. But i'm sure we started the second edtion wit item 44 for army ants. But where are we now?

44=A, 45=B, 46=C, ... 66=W

Ok, here is an animal for W. Even has two W's.
WunderWatschler.
 
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66. Board Game: Fish Eat Fish [Average Rating:5.79 Overall Rank:3438]
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Hi. Fish Eat Fish is an awesome game.

I hope I'm doing this right. i've never tried to add an item to anyone's list before.
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67. Board Game: Alpha Animals [Average Rating:4.92 Unranked]
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How about Greek letters - alpha

Also the game consists of having to name an animal after every letter of the alphabet. In order. A-Z.
 
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So, Bob... you're serious about this not messing it up business? I thought this was a joke list, from the title. You know, like one of those Legomancer lists with a Green Lady or infinite Yahtzees or whatever. Your title's like a dare.
 
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*sneaks in very sneakily.. with a tiny.. nearly microscopic animal* KRILL.
 
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Eat2surf wrote:
*sneaks in very sneakily.. with a tiny.. nearly microscopic animal* KRILL.


I SEE YOU
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Nearly four years later and this is still my favorite geeklist EVAR!
 
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This list is very functional as it often happens that I have just finished playing a game that involves some type of animal and wish to play another game also involving some type of animal, but of a type that begins with the letter alphabetically following the type of animal in the game I've just finished.

But what if we just finished playing a game that involves some type of animal and wish to play another game also involving some type of animal, but of a type that begins with the letter alphabetically preceding the type of animal in the game I've just finished.
How, oh how, will this list help us then?
 
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