Don't know about you but I've never been sober enough after a wedding reception to tackle Descent ...
Believe you ME, that wasn't easy. Especially when I was the one who had to set it up. Plus there also was a slight chance we may have misplayed some of the rules. Hell, who am I kidding, even when we're sober we misplay some of the rules
Attendance would drop and the tabiles filled with kids playing magic and Yu-Gi-Oh would be vacant...
Wait, so why are the NOT black-tie affairs?
I dunno, I think we should seriously persue this. Everyone lookin' classy -- its bound to reduce the existance of 'that smelly guy', and 'the guy that picks his nose and then wipes it on your pieces' .. although, only just barely.. because, you know, it's one thing to pick your nose, and its another thing to pick your nose in a tuxedo.
Always wanted to change that tablecloth to all black, for better picture taking, but you never know when a massive group game of Checkers needs to be played. Better safe than sorry!
Attendance would drop and the tabiles filled with kids playing magic and Yu-Gi-Oh would be vacant...
Wait, so why are the NOT black-tie affairs?
Kind of what I was thinking. You'd see a heck of a lot less of all those types that repeatedly get blasted on geeklists - the smelly guy, the guy who kicks his rotting sneakers off every game, the kids playing Yu-Gi-Oh who haven't brushed their teeth since Clinton, the absolute jerks, etc.
Better yet. Charge $1000 a head, like a fancy charity dinner...
Okay maybe not that. But certainly a strict dress code would help a lot.
"Hey, you sure look great in that black dress. We've had a few drinks, had some laughs. Mmm, I know what I'd like to do now... Let's play Descent!"
Hmmmm.... actually, upon re-reading, it occurs to me that someone unfamiliar with the Descent boardgame might actually take this a completely different way. It actually could work - or might get you a knee in the groin.
Hmmmm.... actually, upon re-reading, it occurs to me that someone unfamiliar with the Descent boardgame might actually take this a completely different way. It actually could work - or might get you a knee in the groin.
Now THAT'S one I didn't see coming. Gives whole new meaning to the upcoming 'Well of Darkness' expansion...
Hmmmm.... actually, upon re-reading, it occurs to me that someone unfamiliar with the Descent boardgame might actually take this a completely different way. It actually could work - or might get you a knee in the groin.
Now THAT'S one I didn't see coming. Gives whole new meaning to the upcoming 'Well of Darkness' expansion...
Yes, but including that in your pick-up line increases your chances of "knee in the groin" by about 68%
You got it, it was after a wedding, we bugged out sometime after dinner and sometime before the chicken dance, and got down to the important stuff. Gaming.
