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Calavera Hermosa
United States
Tucson
Arizona
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Everyone's still here so no rapture. Maybe now, instead of waiting for some inevitable mystic ending, we work really hard together toward something... infinite. Let's start with getting a human bootprint on Mars, writing some books that people will still be reading 10,000 years from now, and composing music that makes looking at our mortality more bearable. Who's with me?
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Dane Peacock
United States
Stansbury Park
Utah
That tickles
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MScrivner wrote: Everyone's still here so no rapture. Maybe now, instead of waiting for some inevitable mystic ending, we work really hard together toward something... infinite. Let's start with getting a human bootprint on Mars, writing some books that people will still be reading 10,000 years from now, and composing music that makes looking at our mortality more bearable. Who's with me?
By "rapture" do you mean "AGW"?
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RacNRoll Gaming
United States
Poughkeepsie
New York
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MScrivner wrote: Everyone's still here so no rapture. Maybe now, instead of waiting for some inevitable mystic ending, we work really hard together toward something... infinite. Let's start with getting a human bootprint on Mars, writing some books that people will still be reading 10,000 years from now, and composing music that makes looking at our mortality more bearable. Who's with me?
Well...the end of the world doesnt happen till October...if you are still here after today it means that God doesnt want you..and you will die within the next few months. So get crackin....
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Adrian Hague
United Kingdom
Leamington, Warwickshire
West Midlands
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MScrivner wrote: Let's start with getting a human bootprint on Mars...
Maybe some kinda huge boot-firing cannon that we point at Mars and fire?
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Kenneth Pike
United States
Phoenix
Arizona
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MScrivner wrote: Everyone's still here so no rapture.
Having nothing serious to contribute to the conversation, allow me instead to offer these bits of popular culture for your amusement:
Douglas Adams wrote: There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
So maybe it happened, and then the universe ended, and then God made a new universe that just picked right up where the old one left off... only weirder. And our memories now reflect that--like, instead of Al Gore, we all remember George Bush winning in 2000, and history has been changed to reflect that. I mean, who are you to say that God didn't just make the whole universe now. Er, now.
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Now.
Yeah, sophomoric pseudo-philosophy aside, I've always appreciated this exchange:
Alan Moore wrote: NEWS VENDOR: I see the world didn't end yesterday.
KOVACS: Are you sure?
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Sky Knight X wrote:
By "rapture" do you mean "AGW"?
This
makes more sense than this:
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yep it is starting right now...
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John Taylor
United States
Gastonia
North Carolina
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Guys, c'mon, today isn't over yet. Give it a few more hours, sheesh.
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Cool User
United States
Michigan
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pwn3d wrote:
This video really pisses me off.
"eck-cetera"? That is just so wrong.
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bjlillo wrote: How do you explain Macho Man then?
He was needed to work on the "flying elbow drop to the head of OBL every 5 seconds" project down in hell
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Christopher Bird
Canada
Toronto
Ontario
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bjlillo wrote: How do you explain Macho Man then?
If the process of getting Raptured is "have a heart attack while driving and then crash into a tree," then count me as being double-plus happy about being a nonbeliever now.
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Drew
United States
Eau Claire
Wisconsin
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Fixed that for you! 
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Jack Smith
United Kingdom
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I certainly got my experience of Hell. My internet went down for several hours.
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Willard!
United States
Columbus
Ohio
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bjlillo wrote: How do you explain Macho Man then?
Jesus rode Shackleford to beat out Animal Kingdom and Astrology for the apocalyptic win!
Sadly, Mucho Macho Man finished sixth.
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MScrivner wrote: Everyone's still here so no rapture. Maybe now, instead of waiting for some inevitable mystic ending, we work really hard together toward something... infinite. Let's start with getting a human bootprint on Mars, writing some books that people will still be reading 10,000 years from now, and composing music that makes looking at our mortality more bearable. Who's with me? maybe it happened ... but no one was worthy.
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Dane Peacock
United States
Stansbury Park
Utah
That tickles
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Drew1365 wrote: Fixed that for you!
Okay, this is pretty darn clever, and funny. Drew, did you do this?
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Drew
United States
Eau Claire
Wisconsin
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Sky Knight X wrote: Drew1365 wrote: Fixed that for you! Okay, this is pretty darn clever, and funny. Drew, did you do this?
Yes.
And we thank you for your continued support.
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Jack Smith
United Kingdom
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Drew1365 wrote: Fixed that for you!
That's great, thanks
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Señor Vanilla
Australia
Melbourne
Victoria
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Here is an Awful Truth.
Drew's polite, humorous, beautifully re-done, poster is
(a) going up on my wall
(b) a terribly effective anti-AGW device. How can something that maps so well to Rapture sarcasm possibly be real?
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post-Essen syndrom
Sweden
Stockholm
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Pinook wrote: Here is an Awful Truth.
Drew's polite, humorous, beautifully re-done, poster is
(a) going up on my wall
(b) a terribly effective anti-AGW device. How can something that maps so well to Rapture sarcasm possibly be real?
I shared it on my FB wall. You're famous Drew. You can quit your job!
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Drew
United States
Eau Claire
Wisconsin
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Bah. The darn thing could become an internet meme, and there would be no way to monetize it.
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post-Essen syndrom
Sweden
Stockholm
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Drew1365 wrote: Bah. The darn thing could become an internet meme, and there would be no way to monetize it.
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